Currently Watching The Hebrew Hammer By Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick, Judy Greer see related

life so slow... i am bored with my life. i hope to someday have a life that moves really fast. but a life that i could slow down every once in a while, on a whim. sorry to waste everyone's time with this post. i was just enjoying wireless dsl.

and could you believe that mich state kentucky game? OH MAH GOSH

oh yeah and there's a spider inside my tv. inside the screen. it's distracting. it's almost been there for a week. i don't know how to get it out. it just walks across the screen, maybe stopping in the middle to go to sleep. aargh

Currently Playing 69 Love Songs By Magnetic Fields see related

the time has come. the moment you've all been waiting for. spring break pics. enjoi.

sorry the last one is sideways. armon looks really ripped in the mirror.

yeah, that pretty much tells the story of the trip.

Currently Playing Rockin' the Suburbs By Ben Folds see related

happy birthday sarah broge! and no i wasn't putting it down. and no i wasn't saying that i can drink (at least not for the record). but let me put it this way: armon and i shall come back to the US less empty-handed than we left it. sorry about how convoluted that sentence was.

armon and i walked forever on the beach in cancun. the only bad part was that we had to walk on these shitty smelling washed up seaweeds at one point. grody!

tomorrow we are at sea all day, so armon and i shall be lying out. one of us is going to get tan and one of us is going to burn. maybe both of us will burn.

armon and i got some disposable cameras at the ship gift shop. they carried a hefty price tag ($20 each) and we haven't had them ready for any of the priceless pictures (i.e. the bus in cancun that was painted entirely with a family guy advertisement). mexicans are sweet like brown sugar. brown sugar that is constantly trying to sell you sunglasses.

armon decided it would be a really good idea to braid his hair. well, actually, he was debating and i said yes without a doubt it would definitely be a good decision for you to braid your whole head. so he sat down and did it. but it was kind of expensive, so he only got one braid. then he pussed out and unbraided it. (it's ok though because i got a cute picture)

i met this drunk lady at a bar and she reminded me so much of scott's mom it was ridiculous. i didn't tell her that though because i didn't want to ruin my chances with her. (that was a joke.) i got a picture.

i'm off to do something else.

Currently Watching The Goonies By Sean Astin, Josh Brolin see related

so armon and i are on this badass cruise and we are going snorkeling in cozumel in the morning. it's windy. far too windy to read. (seriously, i tried, but the wind is incredible.) thanks for all the comments on my last post. my hair is still uncut.

my sister turns 21 at midnight tonight! happy birthday to her!

also happy belated birthday to andy lock. sorry i couldn't call you yesterday; i was very busy. word word.

armon and i have met a lot of people from oklahoma. we are wearing suits and look freakin deb-o-naire.

Currently Watching Snatch (Single Disc Edition) By Jason Statham, Brad Pitt see related

Caution: rambling post. read a few paragraphs, then take a break.

what the hell happened to me? i found myself eating cheese cubes again today. if my mom would quit offering them, i could kick the habit.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT: i am supposed to read to 310 by thursday. i am on page 28. is it going to happen? i don't think so. which prompts the question:

what should i do during spring break (while i am on a cruise ship with armon "my shoulder")? i could:

read crime and punishment (i don't think so)

read a statistics book to prepare for the AP test (probably not)

read a physics book (why start now?)

read a government book (i think i have gleaned everything i can from that class already)

read calvin and hobbes books (maybe. vacation is for relaxing, though. not reading and comprehending)

go snorkeling with armon, lie around the pool, and get tan

hmmmm....

I'm glad you all hopped aboard my train of thought for a little while there.

I'm thinking of cutting my hair. before spring break. if you have an opinion, give it to me by thursday.

someone should set up a prom singles-dating-service.

what's better for a road trip? a shitty car that you can make a mess in or a nice new car that you have to keep sparkling clean?

i'm thinking of getting an acura rsx. there's one for sale in tulsa. my mom doesn't like it because it's a 2 door car. but that's how i roll, baby...

unless i got an suv. i think it would be weird though. i need something that can drive under chains, limbo poles, and semis. something that can do all that without letting in the rain.

i think i've been moody lately, which is weird, because i generally only have one mood: default. it might be because of my abnormal sleep habits. i have been going to sleep right after dinner (in my clothes), then waking up sometime between 11 pm and 1 am and getting ready for bed and going to bed. but every night i thwart myself by turning on the tv before i go to bed the second time. so i end up watching meaningless tv for a few hours, then going to bed way too late, then being tired all the next day. for instance, last night i went to bed at 7 pm but i woke up at 1:10 this morning. i haven't slept since.

i tucked a rice krispies treat in my pocket at lunch today and rediscovered it in 6th hour. what a pleasant surprise!

have you ever said something dumb, then tried to recover by saying something else, but it just made it worse? i keep being on the opposite side of these situations, except that the people talking don't ever stop. perpetual conversational discomfort. i think i'm getting a rash.

i don't know who invented the miniature candy bar, but that man, woman, or little person (most likely) should have a national monument. similarly, whoever invented miniature sodas and gatorades should have a national apology. followed by a good-natured flogging.

you might be wondering when this post will end. i am too.

there is a time and place for everything*. school provides neither the time nor the place for dressing like a slut. if you're wondering, the appropriate time and place is 11 pm daily, my house.

*I don't agree with this. i just used it to say that other stuff. for example: country music.

wanted: a functional set of ipod earphones. also: a black carabiner with keys on it.

my household is finally giving up dial-up. yes, that's right. after spring break i will be on DSL. if it sucks, we will be forced to revert to dial-up. because of the principle of the matter.

my mom was trying to order the full set of harry potter books and movies from amazon and had trouble. she ended up ordering two sets of books and two sets of movies. she offered me the movies, but i said "no, mom- i'm not gay." she relented a little, but i could tell she wasn't deterred. i'll probably be getting them for my birthday. may 22nd don't forget it.

E=Q/(eA) it was all a blur up until today.

i think i'm gonna go watch snatch (it keeps me entertained for hours on end).

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire