Currently Playing Any Minute Now (Enhanced) By Soulwax see related

word to all mah peeps! im up in humanities with my homegirl jennifer jollota! speak up, shorty!

HeY This Warren kid is pretty funny!!!!!!!

shes a cool girl. yeah. well, coach lee wants us to go back to class, so peace easy.

Currently Playing Worlds Apart By And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead see related

Well, the people spoke and i listened. 100% of my readers agreed that the title of the top ten list in my last post should be "Shazaam." and i was just joking about sobering up. just joking.

i think im reaching the end. i just watched the banner ad at the top of the screen for about a minute. it just keeps going...

i turned in my senior quote/regret/confession, and im afraid that people will think im quite infatuated with myself. people dont seem to know that i have a sense of humor. (my regret was wasting all of my talent and charm on Edmond; my confession was that i am the next Big Thing)

i might be in love with katie dolton. i hope i spelled that right. her name is katie, right?

no one should take me very seriously unless i say "no, seriously."

i dont always feel that way. no, seriously.

oh yeah! my new favorite all-purpose response word: mmmshibbizzlybop. it rolls right off the tongue.

Currently Playing Billy Breathes By Phish see related

In response to your comment, armon: no. some people might delete a comment like that, but not i. i am unashamed to confess that i have been stricken with erectile function. also i must confess i'm just looking to entertain you so you don't have to listen to mathis. i see the twinkle in your eye.

more importantly, it's time to talk about inappropriate segways. similarly, everyone throws them in now again. on the other hand, i think i will too.

some of you (derek) probably know that i am only updating my xanga to put off my 11 remaining english entries and fucking government precis i have to do. and updating gives me time to sober up before kicking that shit in the ass. hells yes.

here's something i haven't done before: a top 10 list

10. talking dinosaurs

9. lol, omg, btw, and other stupid im abbreviations. the only acceptable ones are im and stfu.

8. grilled cheese sandwiches

7. little white sacks with the dollar sign ($) on the outside

6. the cheat

5. scripted reality shows

4.5 I HATE ASHLEE SIMPSON

4. black cherry ice cream

3. miniature cards

2. hats that hold beer

1. the miami dolphins, or, more specifically, ricky williams

now, you are probably wondering, what the hell does that list mean? and i will tell you: it means... whatever the... oh hell i don't know. someone comment back and give me a good heading for that list. i was about halfway into number 9 when i realized i didn't know what sort of topic i was following.

i think i'm going to post this now so that derek can read it. i will post again in a few minutos. hasta luego.

Currently Playing Dangerous Minds - Soundtrack By Various Artists Gangsta's Paradise muthafuckaz see related

i felt the need to try and post something good. oh, and also i really have to do an english journal and government precis. and memorize some crap. so, naturally my xanga suddenly became top priority.

uh oh now my mom's getting pissed.

i will be unavailable until friday when all this narwhal manure has been turned in.